What the fuck is this crazy bitch going off about now?

Ah! The very question I ask myself every day. Multiple times a day of every day.

How fortunate of you to find my little "head escape" sanctuary. Try to be open minded and take a little piece back with ya so it doesn't all slowly crawl back inside me. It has a tendency to do that when I don't let it all out, ya know? And part of the process of letting things out, for me at least, is the mere knowledge that people heard it. Sometimes one person suffices. Other times I am on such a savage tear that I want EVERYONE to know. But usually just a few people satisfy my plankton-esque ego (aha! That is a DOUBLE metaphor if you watch Spongebob! :p)

Ahem.

Hopefully these two posts have created enough space to get my template down. There will be posts of more substance (Hey! You up in there! I heard that snigger! Stop it! Stop it right now! *straight face*) if I can keep my tangents under control and my brain from sniggering at me >.<

Right.

Off I go then.